Friday, May 28, 2010

Epic Summer


  1. When I was 13, my older brother and I gathered up all our childhood Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles and My Little Ponies, and took great delight in destroying them in various horrifying ways. At one point I tied April from the TMNT down on some kind of dais and doused her in lighter fluid as some kind of unholy sacrifice; I can also remember my brother's friend Will holding aloft a decapitated, flaming pony head by its plastic hair, bellowing to the sky and wielding Bic lighter in his other hand.

    We had a magical childhood.